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When you are holding and loving and squeezing someone but you just have to punch them in their whore mouth.
Andy and Phil were playing hockey against each other, and even though they loved each other very much, they locked up and cuddle punched each other. Gently.
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The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
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the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_
You must have seen the film blah blah blah
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Girl: I’m pregnant!
Guy: O Rly?!
Girl: Ya Rly!
Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG Noooooo
Guy: K thx bye (runs)
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When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.
I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl
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One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.
Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.
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When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
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