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Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?
Michelle: Yes I do.
When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
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a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.
Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.
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Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.
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When many members of the same family have an orgy
My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
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