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When you take lunch break and never return to work
Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.
Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
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To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas
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Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.
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When many members of the same family have an orgy
My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
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