Kansas City Royals

A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.

Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.

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royal cunt in the ass

Much worse than a royal pain in the ass, a royal cunt in the ass is someone who's so infuriating that you wish you could strangle them with your bare hands.

That customer was a royal cunt in the ass.

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royal tunbridge wells

A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons

"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.

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messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

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Royal Grammar School

A grammar school for boys' located in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England which has been churning out cunts since 1550.

Boy 1: Don't you go to Royal Grammar School?
Boy 2: No, I'm not a cunt.

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battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

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Party royale kid

A fortnite player, that sits in party royale for hours flexing it’s rare emotes that nobody gaf about
signs of mental deficiency

Sewshe: Flexing my rare emotes in party royale
Everyone: ur just a party royale kid just delete youtube your 14K subs would not care

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