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when you give your meat (chicken, stake, ect..) a good ol' rub
Person 1: "my meat isn't cooking right!"
Person 2: "just give your meat a good ol' rub!"
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When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.
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Bating; Spanking the monkey; Flogging the dolphin; Choking the chicken
Is it humanly possible to rub Rob Reiner that many times in a day, you sick sri lankan bastard??
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Had a wank
I went into the shower and rubbed one out
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The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)
Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner
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to masturbate at one's workplace
It sure was a downer that he was interupted by an intercom page while he was rubbing out an 'eddie' in the janitors closet.
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When you jerk off without using any lubrication.
"I ran out of lotion so I had to give myself a Kentucky dry rub."
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