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A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.
Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."
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The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???
Another word for a condom
You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.
A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.
Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.