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wet-humping
since dry humping is like sex with your clothes on- then wet-humping must be real sex with your clothes off
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where a man inserts his erect penis into a womans vagina
john came home from work and his gf was on the bed wearing his tshirt and nothing else she sed she had wanted it (the sex) to be special but wen he walked in she yelle for him to fuck her, he was so excited, his penis just about ripped thru his pants, he took off all his clothes and her and they strated fucking and she gav him blowjobs as he ate her out and then he started to fuck her again and again as he rammed his hard penis in and out of her vagina and came all over and she screamed for mor and he kept jacking off while she had sex with another girl and he fucked both of them as they made of and he slid his penis in and out, in and out until they both came and then licked each others cum and they fucked all night
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Slang for Sexual Intercourse. Sex is when a male puts his hard, erect penis inside a womans relaxed, slippery vagina. he then releases seminal fluid which joins with an egg in the womans oviduct to create a zygote. this procedure can sometimes result in and STI or STD, unless if a contraceptive, such as a condom, can be used. these also prevent pregnancy. there are many different types of sex: Oral, Anal, Grouped, Tripled, many more. Some of these types of sex can be used woman to woman or man to man (creating lesbian / gay sex).
Slut: i have sex ten times a day
Whore: well i get paid for sex so HA!
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when a man shoves his penis into a womens fagina. the man ans women get peasure out of this action. that is the short explanation of sex
Mimi was walking down the college frat hallway looking for her boyfriend matt. She walked into his room where he was only wearing his boxers. “Mimi? What are you doing here?
Mimi ran over to him and started kissing him passionately. The passionate kissing turned into matt ripping off Mimi’s shirt with his muscular arms. Matt pulled away to go lock the door and then pushed Mimi onto his bed where she said, “Come fuck me baby!!!!”
Matt got on top of her and unbuttoned her jeans and took them off. Mimi then turned him over and took off his boxers so he was butt naked. Then matt unstrapped her sexy bra and through it across the room. He was on top of her now and massaging her boobs while they kissed aggressively. He stopped and moved down to her pubic area where she was still wearing a thong. He grabbed the edges of her thong and pulled it off of her and dropped it on the ground. They were now both naked and licking each other and kissing and massaging. mimi gave matt a blow job to get his penis hard.
Matt got on top of mimi and shoved his dick into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure and screamed at the top of her lungs, “DON’T STOP BABY!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! KEEP GOING HARDER HARDER!!!”
They were so wet by this time and this did not stop for atleast two hours. near the end of the 2 hours matt was sucking on mimis boobs and then he ate her out and she did the same to him. They finally fell asleep with mimi laying on top of matt.
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Human activity that for most women is similar to weekend shopping at the supermarket.
A lot of frantic pushing and shoving with little to show for it in the end
Sex crazed Man to Woman in supermarket. Hi, can I push this up the rear entrance.
Woman to Man. Thank you young man from there on it's downhill to the car-park
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something all people reading this wish they could be doing ;)
if you read the following, you're a pervert, but who's the one writing this, anyway?
Gwen(his love interest) and Suzanne(Gwen's best friend) left. He hadn't scored with Gwen yet, and was feeling a bit lonely. They started the count down,
3... "I can't wait any longer!" Gwen shouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and french kissing.
First, Dave pulled Gwen's dress off, leaving only her bra and lacy thongs, then she started kissing him again, then he removed her bra, His jaw dropped, her boobs were as big as two watermelon halves. Gwen unbuttoned his shirt, kissing him with every button she unhooked while he rubbed her breasts. then his pants, leaving only boxers, before she could remove them, he grabbed her waist, and sucked her boobs, licked her nipples, and massaged them. Before he could rip her thong, Suzanne looked at them like can I join? Dave responded by ripping off her bra and gasping, her breasts were larger then Gwen's 37cup. He grabbed her and they started making out, Gwen, feeling left out, exclaimed "Can we get to the actual sex now?!?" and threw Dave a couple condoms. Suzanne gave Dave a blowjob, Gwen played with Suzanne's pussy, and Dave licked her's. Then he began to fuck Gwen, while She licked Suzanne. "HARDER! THAT BARELY TICKLES!" Gwen demanded, moving her mouth from Suzanne's vaginato Dave's mouth.
"OOOH, THERE WE G-"
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