When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.
I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.
The very first shift of the year.
I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.
keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck
to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.
hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.
A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.
Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!
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The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”
Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.