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a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.
i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.
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A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
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WELL AT LEAST SHITTY WIFI SNOB DICKS ARE BETTER THAN FUCKER LIERS AND FAGGOT TI ASS WIPES WHO ASS NEEDS CRIPLUG DESPRUSION AND SHOB MY OWN DICK SHOT WITH PINES AND DICK S FUCKS AND XDS AND DND MORE SHITTER FAGS WITH SHITER SHITS AND SHITTERS AND FUCKED WITH DICK SHOBDICKS AND XDD WITH FAGGOTS AND FUCKERS AND WITH S SHITTERS WITH H SHITTY SHUTS WITH FUCH DCK WITH NICCS THICC DICC AND SHITTER UCIPES ANF FAGTOGS WIT EVEN MORE ANTGERS WITH A STUPID II_CRAPPY AHD YOUR A DICKERS AND SHUTER SHUITH FAGWITH FAGTOGGING WIFEI AND SHOBNIGERS WITH FAD ERE SNDN DUCKS DJFHEB D ANDHDUE FIVHEDD OK???? AND TO CONLCUDE THE FAGGOTITS AIWT UCKS FUVKD WITH SHTTER SNOBBERS FOWBBERY ASS NYDEERRDWWARITH WITB GHJGH AND SHUTTERS SHUTS AND GRINGOS IN COSCI WITH LACY AS A SHITTER AND ASSER WITH EVEN MORE ANITGERS IN MY ASS CUMMING WITH THEIR HUGE ASS DIKS WITH MORE SHITE IN THEM RIENDAKING INTERAUTT BECSUSEE U HAVE A FAT A FAR DICKA CKS UNDER YOUR DCK WITH SQUIDWARDS ASS HOLE BEING TORN OUT OF THE DICK TO BE A DICK SHITTER WITH AND SEXUALLY FUCK WITH MOTHERS AND DICKERS ASSES TO FUCK AND KSY TO DIE AND PURJE AND FUCKERS WITH FAT ASS LAGS AND FUCKS WITH SHITTERS AND FAGTS WITH EVEN MORE FAGTS TO FUCKS WITH IDOTS AND IDOITRS ANO MENUIN THE IDITS !!! WITH 111 DICKS ERS AND EVEN DAVIDO BAZUKA WILL FICK YOUR ASS AND BAZUAKA YOUR DISCK AND I WILL BASIXXINA HIM BAKC AND ALSO BAZINGA HIM BACK WITH AN ASS HOLE WITH MORE DICKS TO SUCK LUL DICKS
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1 . When operating a vehicle, making a Uturn or 360 turn (donut)at a fast speed.
2. When a toddler takes off a shitty diaper and throws it.
1.Someone is about to get pulled over, cop just whipped a shitty.
2. Dude, I was getting a diaper and wipes to change you. You didn't have to whip a shitty on the floor.
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a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.
Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?
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When a female counter-part gets her feces all over a man's ding dong after doing it up the butt, they engage in hot oral sex
Hey, kathleen, since we just had butt-sex and poop is all over my dick lets shitty wok and get it all in your mouth!
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When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
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