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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020


Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020


Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 24, 2021


Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022


Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.

by MapleSuperSyrup February 13, 2023


Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020


Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020