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When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up
fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit
maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit
To be immature
Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.
To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt
That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
This question is usually asked in a joking way towards I girl. It is means can you comfortably sit on six inches of dick
“Ay yo Lucia can you sit on six?”