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In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.
Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!
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The girl that's giving you fellatio doesn't like to swallow, so upon ejaculation you treat her to a swift blunt blow to the back of the head with your open palm and force her to swallow. And she likes it.
This fine dime brizzle that didnt like to swallow was giving me dome, so I Kerry Slapped the bitch.
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Full Phrase: Tampon Slap
When a tampon is pulled out of the vagina and is used to slap someone repeatedly across the face.
"I'm bitchy, I'm hormonal, and if you don't get out of my way in five seconds I'll tamp slap you!!"
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a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some
Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?
James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
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To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.
When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.
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using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
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