PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Sophia Penaflor
Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.
me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
A term referring to the amount of people a person has had sexual intercourse with
“Yo man how many girls you got on your slice list”
“34. What about you?”
When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!
A lover other than one's partner.
You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?
We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side
For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."