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A Smash used by the Best street fighter warriors
AXEL SMASH!!!!!!!!!! *Knocks them into the air*
*Jumps* *Spikes them back down*
The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.
Jake performed a smash and dash on Riley last night.
When you are smashing but you get caught so you have to dash.
Daniel didn’t want to get in trouble so he smash and dashed.
The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.
Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
When two people deep throat a double sided dildo and meet in the middle.
Those two people were smashing binoculars.
when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...
i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....
To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.