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To blatently blast a random girl doggy-style without protection.
I had to trick fancy sport fuck this ho bare back and I flipped her backside 'cause rubbers are for faggots.
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A secondary school in Dudley that is considered posh because it has a swimming pool, gym and posh drama studios. Also has a lot of rich pepole in that would be poor if they didn’t have drug dealers in there family. Also is in a posh woodland area with lots of peadofiles hiding in bushes.
Two types of people that go to ellowes
-Hey my names “person” I live in a four million pound house but still Can’t Aford to go to a private school.
-hey my names “person” I live in ugly Council house or flat in Dudley.
Ellowes hall sports College is fancy!
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Those black or white flip flops with no toe piece. It usually goes with the mesh shorts down past the ass, and adidas knee high socks. The 'cool' version of a tourist.
Nick was wearing those After-Sport-Man-Flops, he wanted to look cool, but he just succeeded in looking like he had red legs due to his socks being up higher than his pants.
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A person who lives in the New York area, and often changes what pro sports teams they cheer for based on which ones are doing well. Each of the four major American sports has more than one New York area team: New York Yankees and New York Mets for baseball, New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants for football, New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets for basketball; and finally the New York Rangers, New York Islanders, and New Jersey Devils for hockey.
A New York sports opportunist will therefore choose to be a fan of whichever team is currently doing better in each sport. They will then act like they've always been a fan of that team, and vehemently deny ever liking another team in the same sport.
It's important to note that not ALL residents of the New York area are New York sports opportunists, but there are vast numbers of people that are.
NYSO: I love the Yankees! I've been a die hard Yankees fan all my life!
REALIST: No you haven't. You wore a Mets hat all through the 80s, and the first half of the 90s. Then suddenly you became a Yankees fan. That makes you a New York sports opportunist.
NYSO: No way, you're just jealous because my team rules!
NYSO: Woohoo! My Giants just ended the Patriots perfect season!
REALIST: Yeah, you weren't a Giants fan until a few weeks ago. I bet you can't even name five players on the team.
NYSO: Well... there's Eli Manning, and... uh....
NYSO: Well, the Nets aren't exactly great, but I'm so glad I like them instead of the Knicks, they really suck!
REALIST: Why do you have a listing on ebay for that autographed Patrick Ewing poster that used to be on your wall for so many years?
NYSO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
NYSO: I love the Devils, but I also bought a bunch of Rangers and Islanders merchandise and buried it in my closet. You know, just in case they ever get good again.
REALIST: Stop the presses.
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A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx
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a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.
'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'
'sports cap later??'
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When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.
The October 17th, 2002 edition of "Tom the Dancing Bug". Can be found on Salon.com.
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