A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.
"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS
"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."
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The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)
Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!
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wHEN YOU FUCK A GIRL IN THE ASS AND YOU FINSH OFF AND CUM THE SHE SHITS THE MIXTURE OF CUM AND SHIT ON YOUR CHEST AND SMAERAS IT IN WITH HER BUT CHECKS..
WHEN I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL IN THE ASS SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME A pittsburg steam roller... and smeared it in...
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Your butt after a cleveland steamer
After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams
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A steaming tootsie roll is a combo move built off of the Cleveland steamer. After pooping on a females chest, you then make a rolling motion smearing the feces on their chest (aka. Cleveland steamer.) Following the steamer you begin to titty bang the chick. Once the titty banging is done you then ram your cock into her mouth to allow her to clean the crevases of your cock with her tongue to be free of any feces while you blow your load in her mouth.
While in Vegas for my buddies bachelor party. We cruised the strip to find a hooker that would let my pal Steaming tootsie roll her for $100 back at the hotel room. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.
Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her
Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry
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After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.
Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.
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