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A woman with a yeast infection during her period.
Susan recently became a strawberry milkshake.
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When a guy goes down on a girl on her rag, and proceeds to bite the tampon string, remove it from her pussy, and vigerously shake his head side to side so the bloody tampon repeadedly slaps his face.
Johnny picked up this fat nasty, whoor from the bar last night and gave himself a strawberry tart. What a Homo.
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When your partner is on there menstrual cycle and the male ejaculates in his partner.
I gave my partner a strawberry shortcake last night. Hehe.
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A awesome badass tv show for grown men ,particularly Dwayne (the rock) Johnson
I’m 56 and I love the show Strawberry Shortcake
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After performing both the Snowball and Rainbow Kiss while 69'ing, you then proceed to swap the cum and menstrual juices from mouth to mouth.
Dude 1;
Bro! Guess what!
Dude 2;
What?!
Dude 1;
I Just got a Strawberry Snowcone!
Dude 2;
SWEET!
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What happens when you mix a ginger and a blonde together...yeah, the result isn't too pretty.
Joey and Grace's babies came out strawberry blonde with tempers of a ginger and IQs of a blonde.
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When a girl is going down on you, pull out, come on her face and then punch her in the nose... smear the blood and seman together.
I gave her the strawberry creamsaver
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