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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!
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A type of dirt bike for faggots.
Cam had a 2 stroke and everyone called him a faggot.
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A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.
Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
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Stroke to nut ratio. The amount of strokes to attain sexual releasing during sexual intercourse, or personal satisfaction.
Don Juan: Hey, I just beat my Stroke Nut Ration (SNR) record of 35....I got to 36. I would've gotten higher, but I thought of a guy's '
dick/asshole...It sucks; I got jizz all over my courderoy.
Homeboy: Did you just get done masterbating?
Don Juan: Yeah dude, 36 strokes and I'm done!
Homeboy: What is that your Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)?
Don Juan: 36.
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A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
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Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke