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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020


surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016


Gender Surf

One who takes full advantage of the new norm of gender fluidity by identifying with two or more gender identities in relatively short periods of time while guided by whimsical and/or strategic motivations.

Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.

by Dirk Pritchard December 9, 2022


Surf-vibing

Surf-vibing- adj; a made up word herby meaning being in a chaotic situation, i.e surfing; but being use to the chaos, i.e vibing.

"How are you doing man?"

"Man I'm barely hanging on, but I'm surf-vibing."

by R3DM6N August 2, 2023


Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021


Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.

why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.

by Huwite August 14, 2023


Dirt surf

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.

I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.

by Outoftreemonkey April 15, 2021