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The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
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This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!
You think a Dirty Sanchez is bad? Try giving her the Sultan's Surprise!
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When an American male gives a girl such an amazing orgasm, that she passes out from sheer pleasure.
"Dude, I heard Mr. Woodcock gave his wife the original American Surprise"-
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"
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A sushi surprise is the act of inserting the penis into a empty sushi (seaweed and rice only) so your girlfriend can suck your penis and eat the sushi at the same time.
This practice has been elaborated by Osoma Kinubushi, a japanese cook in the early 70's. Since then, it became a common practice in Japan, as well as in North America and Europe.
I love to give my girlfriend a sushi surprise on valentine's day.
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once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"
I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her
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when you take a girl home from the bar only to find out shes packin wood
1: I hear that girl gave you a GaGa Surprise!
2: please dont tell anyone
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When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.
The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"
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