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A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus
When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus
It's pronounced like sex instead of six
Guy 1: Yo did that guy just say sex?
Guy 2: Don't worry bro he just said 6 in Swedish
Gut 1: Oh okay
A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.
“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).
This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”
Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”