Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.
Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.
the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.
JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust
2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword
3: (noun) A dick
1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.
2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.
3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.
a sword is just a realy long and sharp butter knife
p1 :hey dude have you seen my sword?
p2: I think p3 is using it to make a toast
Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
A: I want to get a sword.
B: Why?
A: Some of my friends have swords, and they are very pretty.