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The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt
She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt
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The span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.) and New Years Day.
Roger: I'm just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!
Sally: Holiday taint?
Roger: Yeah, tain't Xmas and it tain't New Years!
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Contrary to how it might sound, taint checking has nothing to do with 'checking' the area between the scrote and the asshole and everything to do with computer science. It's an error-catching mechanism built into some programming languages (Perl and Ruby, primarily) designed to prevent user input from 'contaminating' other variables in a program.
The built-in taint checking kept that SQL injection attack from crippling our website.
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When you go deeper than balls deep.
Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
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A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
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A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.
Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...
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The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.
There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.
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