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(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
When one is pounding that juicy 🅿️ussy
Man did you see Jamie he was Tapping 🅿️
1.A subtle or sometimes open display of affection from a girl trying to maintain her daintyness. 2. When girls are referring to using a strap on dildo for sex.
1.At the formal ball there was no twerking but there was an occasional ladies tap.
2. "Kelly said she was wet and waiting to let you lady tap her Gina."
When someone literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in order to see what it contains; for a later theft attempt.
You gonna let another man pocket tap you?
To sleep with a girl and then break off the relationship
Used in similar cases as "one night stand"
Only used in reference to males
Steve: What do you think of Sarah's new boyfriend? He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Jimmy: Nah, he's just gonna tap and roll.
Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.
Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night
When someone hits you with their car so you get out and they try to car jack you.
Gotta watch your back in brown town they will nigger tap you and steal your car!