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TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022


Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018


flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019


Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.

"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart

by forkandahalf October 8, 2018


Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 22, 2007


sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017


Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest August 18, 2015