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A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)
I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.
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The spare change that people in the city ask for. One is likely to pay the tax near places visited by suburbanites (e.g. Greektown, Comerica Park, Wayne State University campus) or while stopped at traffic lights on expressway service drives.
Mom: "Here's five bucks. Can you pick up some bread for me at Avalon on your way home?"
Kid: "Avalon? Then, I'll need an extra fifty cents to pay the Detroit city tax."
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A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.
The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.
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1. (n) A douchebag, usually a minority of low income with multiple children, or other people's children that they've claimed as their own for income tax purposes, that receive large sums of money around late January to early April from income tax refunds. They are usually recognizable by the large amounts of money spent on foolish items such as jewelry, rims, clothes, and other personal things other than bills and debt. These "ballers" carry themselves as if they were wealthy for about 1 week out of the year, and go back to being unintelligent degenerate, low life, drains on society for the other 51 weeks of the calendar year. They usually have very low FICA scores, and live in low-income housing. Most of the time taking advantage of and crippling federal programs designed to help poverty stricken or disabled persons, such as Federal Welfare, Food Stamps, and Medicaid Health Insurance.
Dave: Have you seen Johnny's new fresh fit?
Jeff: Yeah I heard he got back 7G's this year, and also got some 22's on his ride.
Dave: Yeah, Too bad he drives a 91' Geo Storm, and lives in Section 8.
Jeff: True, they just repo'd his recliner from Rent a Center.
Dave: That dude's Income Tax Trash.
Jeff: Don't give broke people money, they don't know how to act.
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Puttin the big hurt on some some sweet azz.
(see also Dig Guts)
When I see Whitney, Im gonna want to put a serious rump tax into effect.
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When living with roommates this is a tax that all roommates share with another. It is when one roommate needs a favor or just calls it for shits and giggles. However, it can only be used once a month. When a roommate calls roommate tax it MUST be followed through with unless life threatening. The roommate being called roommate tax on can not call the same tax on that roommate. Not until next month.
I had a really long day at work today and don't want to make super, I call roommate tax on Mike to make supper!
I don't feel like doing my laundry... hey Mike, I call roommate tax for you to do my laundry.
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A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.