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college where the biggest massacre in American History occurred on april 16, 2007 at Virginia Tech. An asian kid came in and killed 33 students with two pistols, effectively destroying the previous record of 13 kills by the two kids at Columbine (who has rifles, mind you).
Much speculation was put upon why he would do such a thing, with many officials, parents, and politicians blaming video games such as DOOM and Starcraft(FPSes can be ruled out because of the vicious way he killed his victims, lining them all up and shooting them executioner-style as opposed to a straight no-bullshit shooting. as for starcraft, thats probably just cause he's korean kekekeke), college standards of application, and 4chan.org, where he allegedly posted. Irrefutably proves that asian kids can outdo anyone else in anything given they study for it long enough.
shooter: Oh no! i rost my carcurator! I'm rearry mad! (takes out two pistols and systematically commits the largest shooting ever on american soil)
Virginia Tech students: whew, at least i didnt have to take my 5th period test.
news: sure he wasnt a spearchucker? damn, didnt think he had it in him..
shooter: How do i shot crassmates?, VA Tech just kicked in yo, this must be my RUCKY DAY!!, etc etc...
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What professionals, especially Information Technologist, do when trying to explain problems you are having. The over use of inside jargon and useless facts that mean nothing to the person seeking help. Doctors, lawyers, IT, and more fall into this trap all the time, rendering themselves useless.
I lost all my data on my hard drive and all the idiot from IT could do was tech talk me to death.
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An awesomely cool rapprar who likes shouting slurs at the movies, getting people to join his drinking club, getting hella one fiddy one on kool aid, and eating some fried chicken. Based in Kansas City, he spends his weekends being chased by the KKK. Most people say his name wrong, sounding out n9ne like nine, when it should be said like en nine en ee (Tech Eninenee)
HEY! Tech N9ne is cool!
-slap-
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one who spends much money by way of the credit card.
Tech-money bought himself 4 pair of shoes, a new car audio system, and a new pair of pants for somebody elses girl last weekend. damn.
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A sub genre of metal, in which insturments such as synthesizers, keyboards, and turntables are used. Long song lengths and no vocals are a staple of Tech Metal. Most tech metal has slowly-paced guitar riffs paired with fast-paced drums. Having the synthesizer follow the guitar note for note is another staple of this offshoot of heavy metal.
Although few bands partake in the genre of Tech Metal, the most notable is T13, a local Edmonton band.
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Meaning better than cool. What a son said to his Mom when she allowed him to skip school to go hang out with his friends.
Can I skip school?
Yes because you have good grades.
That’s Ferda tech Mom!
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