reagent test

reagent test - a physiological test to determine whether a woman is pregnant
The only difference is reagent test is spelt by a RETARD

GUY 1: I WAS ON MAD SOSA AND METH AND I BANGED A BITCH WITH NO NIPPLES
GUY 2: AND?
GUY 1: *SNORTS COKE* WELL SHOULD I GET A REAGENT TEST?!?

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The Friendly Test

a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.

The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.

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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

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Book Test

When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.

Book Test: When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.

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taking the test

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.

"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"

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arm test

The premier method to determine whether a woman is a chubster or a non-chubster.

Look at the upper-arm and determine if there is excess skin/flab/meat between the bicep and shoulder - if there is excess skin/meat/flab and she is not a body builder, then she is a chubster.

It was created as a result of women becoming social media sorcerers in that they can mask any and all fat.

"This girl on Tinder is doing that skinny arm trick, I can't tell if she's a McFatty." "Apply the arm test, bro."

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intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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