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A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
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It means "John Lennon is dead". Alternatively, 'john' can be substituted for any other name to create the same effect
Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
"apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'john is kill'
'no'"
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Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?
It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney
c o m p l i c a t e d with a garnish of love poems and parsley for flavoring.
"I went to BOA Steakhouse and ate the special John Adriano."
Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
1. One of the co-hosts of PotterCast, the Harry Potter Podcast hosted by The Leaky Cauldron. John is the comic relief of the podcast and has an obsession with Chipotle Burritos.
2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.
3. Owner of the website horcri.com
John Noe IS PotterCast.
One of the best voice actors ever. Known for his work on:
-Bender from Futurama
-Jake the dog from Adventure Time
-Marcus Phoenix from Gears of War
-Schnitzel from Chowder
And several other popular characters
Did you hear John DiMaggio voices almost every side-character on Futurama besides Billy West?