PJ (Man of many pusses)

A nothing. Look at him.... could have been something... but no... he wants wages.

Part time signer, diaries never up to date, a let down.

Nobleman... partakes in mythical freedom fighting chants.

Master of disguise... facewise like, when trippin. I talk sense ken.

Fuckin brand new by the way.

Look at PJ (man of many pusses) ... acting the goat again... whos face is that hes got on? Suspicion has been aroused.

That doss cunt PJ didny mind the cerds again, bit fu*kin late like.... gets a bit boring after a while without the cerds.

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Puss n Boots

Parker is a goddamn puss n boots. (is that emough words u fuckin urban dictionary cockmasters)

parker is a puss n boooots.

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Puss-E-vac (pussyvac)

When ones cock is so big, that once inserted into a vagine, it leaves no room for anything else, not even air! The insertion causes mass and rapid evacuation of all the air, resulting in a somewhat awkward sound (a pussy evacuation)

"I swear, I didn't fart.. "
"Yeah I know... Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) :)"
"???"

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puss infected cum bubble

noun- one who eats penis and has been made a bitch more than once

that puss infected cum bubble stole my seat

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Busted-Out Puss Flap

This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.

"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."

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One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.