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When you hold a door for someone then they immediately hold a door for you.
Tom: let me get that for you
Bob: thanks !! Igot you this time
Tom: we totally just did a canadian shuffle
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Fucking your girl doggy style. Secretly, your friend is there and he takes over. Then you run outside, knock on the window and wave at her.
Little did she know, that she was getting fucked by his friend, and he was outside waving like a Canadian neighbor
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A daytime sexual rendezvous with a co-worker during a boring business trip.
Weary after long hours of traveling and installing the exhibit, the interns thought they would take a canadian lunch back at the hotel, to rejuvenate themselves.
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The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.
Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"
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similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual
she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest
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When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!
My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation
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A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...
DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!
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