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The Partridge Family

A family of birds with a reputation for efficient breeding.

The Partridge Family (Mr. & Mrs. Perdix perdix) has twelve chicks and an egg on the way and live in a modest nest down the street. You know the type.

by harleyroscoe August 9, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.

My guy Chris is a true family man.

by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)

Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.

by Jack Remmington September 2, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...

If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!

by .................................... March 25, 2008

61๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


family photo

if you take these just fuck you

hey wanna take a family photo. no fuck you

by peeeeeakd September 5, 2021


family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 8, 2023

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family shrub

When your family tree is a little wonky and forms more of a shrub/bush shape.

My family tree looks more like a shrub, a family shrub.

by SavageQue December 16, 2020