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ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 21, 2021


Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed August 14, 2008


Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.

Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.

by Curtain1080 March 07, 2011


mammy hams

The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.

Damn did you see those mammy hams”

by Ham_chaser August 11, 2019


ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020


Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 23, 2011


Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.

Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?

by Biotchofks February 22, 2017