an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one
Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”
To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
An extremely meaty lady trouser area.
Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.
The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.
“Damn did you see those mammy hams”
post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie
The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...
A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.
Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?