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He is the hottest person ever to exist. If you are a Jamie-reii enjoyer you get hella bitches!
Tyler: Who tf is jamie-reii
Me because im so cool: HOT
Jamie Lee Connor is a fatty that gets bullied because he's got a big dick, he is secretly the worlds fastest eater, a nazi, my sugar daddy, a man whore and an absolute mong
girl 1: oh my days Jamie Lee Connor has such a big dick
girl 2: yeh but he's fat
girl 1: true and he is a bit of a man whore
girl 2: yeh and you know he loves elizabeth
A guy with the biggest cock in his group
Guy 1: did you see how big Jamie Hughes’s cock was?
Guy 2: yeah absolutely massive init.
Jamie Dornan is a guy who will literally stole your heart after you see him for 0,0001 second.
he is known for his roles in Fifty Shades movie as Christian Grey.
fun fact: HE'S SUPER HOT AND CHARMING (If you disagree, it means you haven't watch 50 Shades)
he have tons of funny story to tell you and graham norton loves him a lot.
once glued a fake hair to his "nut" (sometimes he's stupid but who cares? COZ HE'S SO HOT)
has 3 little girl, 2 older sister (one of them used to beat him with a remote control on his head, and every time she does that it will give 10% of charm to Jamie)
not forget to mention that he can sing!!!
has a sleepwalking problem when he was a kid (while he does that he poo in the bath)
NOT VERY GOOD AT WALKING
but very good at making girls forget how to walk
his irish accent is so SEXY
HE'S A MURDERER
(coz he's killing all the ladies)
note:
if you meet him, don't forget to breathe.
me: hey google, who is the hottest person on earth?
google: Jamie Dornan
My name is special ed and i'm a super-duper star
Ever other month i get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty yet i still want more
Kinda fond of honda scooters got seventy four
I got the riches to fulfill my needs
Got land in the sand of the west indies
Even got a little island of my very own
I gotta frog a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount i spent
Gotta treaty with tahiti cuz i own a percent
Got gear out wear to everyday
Boutiques from france to the u.s.a.
Jamie Glasco’s the champion, chief one, won't lose until
she choose,
which she won't cuz she doesn't retreat.
Jamie Glasco will run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street.
Bob: Jamie let me slap u
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
(litterally a random name i came up with a random name btw)
People with this name seem like the type to guilt trip, lie, and make everything about herself
Jamie hall-wilson seems kinda mean..