Rusty Moose

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

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Moose Cock

that is the biggest moose cock story I heard

jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"

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Moose Cock

A highly skilled MLG clan that shits on any other clan

Did you hear Moose Cock beat faze, yeah faze didn't stand a chance against Vexx and Fuzy yelling "In the Asshole please Faze! "

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Moose Cock

An American's favourite appetizer,
before the Moose balls

Fry me up one of those Texas Moose Cocks boy

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Moose Peekin'

Used to describe the way a poo log looks (like a moose head that's peeking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peekin' here!"

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moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

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moose knuckle

because the camel toe has an ugly sister.

"girrrrrrl, did you hear about latrisse?! she got one FAT ASS moose knuckle, foe real doe!" - shatawnya

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