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When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)
LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.
When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.
Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”
The same as a 'sick day' but used the day-after to support the validity of the initial 'sick day', or to squeeze out a little extra time off. Ideally timed on Friday or Monday to yield a 4-day weekend.
Jim: Where were you last friday?
Bob: 2nd day flu got me.
Jim: lucky bastard
A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.
I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.
A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.
Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
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This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.
I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.
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Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.
Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.
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