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Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
Nod Goblin- noun
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
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“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.
Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.
"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."
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Another word for Hemorrhoid.
This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.