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Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010


That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.

Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!

by Axel Grimm July 2, 2011


grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024


Grandma Anne

Grandma Anne's are the most loving, caring, giving grandmas in the whole entire world... on one hand. On the other hand, make em mad and they will destroy you in a quick second. Just stay on grandmas good side and everything should be okay. Grandma loves you (secretly hates you).

Don't mess with Grandma Anne, it will be the end of you.

by DainathePaina February 21, 2020


alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024


Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.

Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.

by Pigeon- May 22, 2018


Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021