mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

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douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

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Den Mother

Someone who takes care of most or all of the housework (cooking, cleaning) for their roommates.

"My roommate's girlfriend doesn't have a job, so we made her be the den mother."

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Mother Faxer

Slang for Mother F*cker if You want to say it in a polite way.

You little Mother Faxer

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Mother Fruscker

The word mother fucker but it’s a 5 year old saying it.

You mother fruscker!

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Mother Bastard

An adjective or noun used as an exclamation of disappointment and/or rage

When you talk to your siblings, you become an utter mother bastard sometimes

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mother russia

paper beats rock

Idiot: I hate russia
me: Mother Russia

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