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The most recent Boy to move to your school. The real name is learnt usually within a week.
Daniella: I saw this boy down the hall, he was hot, but I haven't seen him before.
Pippi: Oh yeah, the new boy?
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The best state ever. Contains seedy bars, diners, and hoboken people with ridiculous accents. Awesome comic book stores, the place to be. Other states may make fun of us Jersy-ites but thats only because they know we're the coolest. Plus we got Jay and Silent Bob and Seaside Heights so i fart in your general direction if u think it's less that the shit.
Let's get some porkroll and cheese, play DDR, and then watch Seinfeld, cause thats my new Jersey day.
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The news your grandpa watches.
Also prescribed by your TV to lose brain cells.
Grandpa stop yelling at FOX News about politics!
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News porn: Extensive news coverage of an unfortunate but essentially unimportant event purely for the purpose of titilating the audience and stimulating their purient desires.
Examples of news porn covered on Fox News on Sept 18, 2007:
1) Blurry video of an Iranian woman being stoned in public. Presumably show to tap into people's growing desire to bomb the heck out of another Middle Eastern country.
2) Video of a heckler at a political talk being tasered by campus security. The TV commentators were so stimulated by this that they couldn't even figure out why they were excited it.
3) Coverage of the latest OJ Simpson arrest. Nobody really knows what happened but apparently it is very easy to come up with dozens of people to express their opinions on it.
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Sound a lot like a new order, except with different wording.
Nobody was accepting the new order, so the same people tried to take over with a new normal.
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A request or demand (depending on the tennor of the voice of the requestee), in which one party requests that another goes to the fridge and grabs him or her a new beer.
Note: When a brand-new is requested, it is uncouth to not comply with the request.
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The capital of INDIA..gr8 night life......hot chicks....BAD summer's.......realy cold winters.....awsome Malls.....polluted...now metrod which realy cuts the traffic.....Delhi university........ring road......and some more cool crap
SANTA: where does monty live in india...i wanna give him a porche...
BANTA: He lives in new delhi
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