Pimp Smack

To back hand a bitch who pisses you off.

ex. If your girl friend doesn't stop bitching, well then you just back hand her or "pimp smack" her til she stops.

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ninja pimp

{Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.

homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!

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dr. pimp

universal term used to represent rappers, particularly those of the 'gangsta' (read as 'crap') variety. Usuallly used in instances where the actual name of the 'artist' is unknown.

dr. pimp fan 1: 'yo, homes, turn up that mofo tim westwood, 50 cents is on, bitch!'
dr. pimp fan 2: 'word, that's tha mofo shizzle, bitch'
dr. pimp fan 1's mum: 'Montimor! turn off that dr. pimp!!! its awfully crude!'
dr. pimp fan 1: 'sorry mummy!'

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pimping these hoes

Take advantage of a helpless bitch.

Pimping these hoes.." When I pimp shelbys bitch ass, she makes that cash and brings it back to Me."

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pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

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Unlucky Pimp

When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.

"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"

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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

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