Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
No you're not
"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"
*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”
An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!
to urinate
My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes