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where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.
person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.
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When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.
Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd
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1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.
2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge
Hey, what school do you go to?
Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!
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A girl from Santa Cruz who tries to be hard by being hateful, bitter, and judgmental toward anyone who does not think 100% like her, especially girls who are nicer and prettier. She tries to hide her evil by scrutinizing intangible and trivial humanitarian issues, like banning plastic, but it's a disguise because this girl treats garbage better than people (literally). Your best bro knows it, your closest bro knows it, you even know it, but you stay because it's easy, or you're afraid of her. In fact, you only date her because she is from SC. The SCG is usually unattractive, and loves labels, so she claims "hippy" to avoid putting any effort into her nasty appearance and nastier personality. Ironically, she notices every expensive label of clothing on someone's back... and judges someone for wearing it. That's right, a true SCG is a hypocrite. Date one, soon you will notice tension between some of your most prized relationships. But it's OK, she had a hard life, that's why she is so hard. She'll tell you it's everyone but her. SCG lives by her excuses. A man who dates her knows she is an emotional trainwreck, but hes too manipulated by her to leave. She is a jealous, and colder than ice person. No amount of kindness and friendship will change her. The SCG is NOT to be confused with a Santa Cruz Woman, who can usually befriend any person with her sweet bubbly personality.
Every one has a good time until you bring around that hard-ass Santa Cruz Girl. Now everyone be on different sides of the room, walkin' on eggshells because of her critical nature.
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the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.
kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
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The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)
Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
Chucky de Santa is an old legendary name that is giving to the chosen one that can control thunder and boneless skateboard tricks. He goes by the name Juan Diego Alvizar Rincon Sanchez the man that changed history during his glory times.
lets give lord Chucky de Santa a skateboard by his grave after skoool to honor him.