Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table
A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.
e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
The act of being ridiculously tall and looking kinda Amish.
"Hey brah - is that guy Amish?!"
"No man, that's just Ollie Smart."
A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
When thou is both smart and retarded.
Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door
an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.
This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.
You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.