A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
"William is a valorant smurf."
The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?
When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.
Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.