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one time i was with aunt and uncles place while my parents were going on there date night every friday.i was playing my uncles xbox while he was picking up my cousins from my grandparents house. my aunt was folding laundry. i got tired so i went to go get some water and to the bathroom up stairs. the door to my aunts room was slightly open and she was naked and she had big titties. the house had carpet floors so i was super quiet.i took off my clothes and put one arm around her waist. she didn't even react as if she was waiting for it. so i shoved her on her bed,and i put my rock hard six inch dick. inside her and humped her for like two mineats. then i got flat one the bed and she sat on my dick and rode it and it felt so good. then i told her to suck my dick and she did it with passion and i nutted in her mouth she was gagging. now we fuck every friday night.
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So here's the sex story that you need to know about folks
So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
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Noun: 1. Someone who is around to limit the amount of insults that occur between group members, because that person is the one whom all jokes and insults are aimed at.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.
"O no its Sad Story Scott! Quick pretend we're not here."
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A film series that ended. So much for living up to it's name.
The Neverending Story ended.
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A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.
kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
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A story that is comprised completely of a "you-had-to-be-there" scenario. Usually, a person who tells a story such as this tend to do it 95% of the time of telling said stories. These are never stories meant to be heard.
Girl 1: "So, I went to the mall, and I walked passed this guy who totally gave me a weird look. I like, had to keep walking away from him, because I had no idea why he gave me that look! Isn't that hilarious?!"
Girl 2: "...This was another Jenn Story. Thanks for wasting my time."
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Your lying about what your saying...
You know thats not true! You a story
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