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Derived from a notorious Australian pedophile Juy "Goo" Smith, nicknamed Uncle Juy, this saying is used in reference to someone getting screwed over. Also used to denote the pedophilic acts of others.
Man, Ive got that final exam on Friday. Looks like ive got a date with Uncle Juy
How young is that chick Dan is hooking up with? He's getting his Uncle Juy on!
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An Urban legend present in the northeast. A sly character who's true identity is unknown to the law and public and is wanted by numerous police forces around the area for felonies against youths. Buck was prone to stealing youngsters for his own pleasure.
Kid 1: I think uncle buck is following us.
Kid 2: Nar man divin't buck iz!
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1. An absolute lad who loves to go throw boomerangs in thunderstorms with his delusional nephew.
2. A victim of the Australian government's scapegoating nature.
Nephew: "Hey! uncle steve, it's raining outside..."
Uncle Steve: Lets go throw some boomerangs, it'll cause an intense connection.
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Quite possibly the greatest person that has ever lived, also goes by the name of Jack Farrow, so were told. Famous for calling people amateurs and that's about it, oh yeah and he's the one.
Can I reserve some balls Uncle The One? Yes you may.
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A racist term often used by people to call their own race a kiss ass to white people. the use of this racist term has increased with the 2016 presidential election where there is videos on the internet which people who are not white call people who are not white uncle toms because they supported/voted Donald Trump.
any person who is not white who thinks trump is a great guy is subject to be called an uncle tom by his/her own race.
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the only man not prosecutable for treason or war crimes
Person 1: Why is it the US can murder people in every country as they drive their institutions to starve and violate every human right of their own citizens?
person 2: Cuz it's the American dream to be able to do anything you can put your mind and wallet to. You know...Uncle Sam.
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A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?
- 1 day later -
Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
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