Random
Source Code

She's your Lobster

lobster's mate for life. If someone is your lobster they are your mate for life.

She's your lobster, he's your lobster, we are each other's lobster
lobster mates life partners partners

by sfdahliagirl November 15, 2013

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's what she said

1. a phrase said after ANY innocent sounding sentence that makes it seem more sexual then it actually is. Makes it seem like (insert-phrase here) was said prior, during or after sexual relations with a male or female.
2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.

Situation 1.
John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven.
John takes a bite and says "Aw! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it!"
Adrian shouts, "That's what she said!"

Situation 2.
Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly.
In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich! (talking about ribs)"
Adrian says, "That's what she said!"
(Show progresses.)
In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye! (talking about a girl's eyes)"
Gabriel says, "That's what she said!"

Situation 3.
Innocent Girl comes out of pool.
Innocent girl, "Wow! That made me all wet!"
Perverted male, "That's what she said!"
Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww!"

Situation 4.
Teacher talks to students in class.
Teacher," What did you think of the test?"
The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard"
Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said"
All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.

by PointedShrimp March 11, 2009

162๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's what she said

hilarious innuendo that you can say for pretty much anything.

(teacher talking about clay)
teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air.

student- ha! that's what she said!

by this_amazing_girly September 11, 2008

755๐Ÿ‘ 393๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's what she said

: phrase : a phrase to be said when someone says something that is not directly realted to sex, but sounds like it.

in an ER}

Doctor: I think we need to come in from behind.

Some Random Guy Who Pops Out: That's what she said.

by askfuhgjdfnbgihagh April 19, 2009

162๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


That's what she said

Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"

by Dimestoreman March 2, 2010

66๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


She's getting young

When you go so far back in a girl's Facebook pictures that you arrive at the 10th grade yearbook pics.

Dude, it's time to go back to the homepage... she's getting young.

by concordia41 April 26, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sheโ€™s just a friend

A sentence that breaks all Adrinette shippers hearts and is said by the oblivious idiot adrien agreste. But, no matter how much he says dumb shit nobody can hate him because his father starves him of croissants and when he eats a croisstant everyones like โ€œYES EAT THAT CROISSANTโ€

โ€œMe going after Marinette, no, sheโ€™s just a friend who likes fashionโ€ -Adrien Agreste

by FrenchToast:423 May 18, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž