third day delay

third |θərd| day |dā| delay |diˈlā|

to refrain from calling a girl for 3 days after she shares her phone number in an attempt "play it cool" and not seem overly eager to get laid.

• call loitering; phone procrastination; dilly-dally-dialing, ring-a-ling-lolly-gag

guy1: "Yo bro, I just got this fly girl's digits.....should I call her up tonight?"

guy 2: "Nah, man, you gotta wait out that third day delay, dumbass. Make her sweat it out and wonder about you, dude."

guy: "Hey baby, can I get your number?"

hot girl: "Sure, but f that third day delay bull shit, you better call me tomorrow."

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Godwin's Third Law

Formally Stated Godwin's Third Law is: For every mention of Godwin's Law, there will be an equal and opposite negative reaction. The statement means that in every interaction on the internet, where there is a pair of opposing opinions a reverence to Nazism or Hilter will be made, followed by some reference to Godwin's Law ; immediately followed in turn by a reference of Godwin's Law (see Godwin's Second Law) and then inevitably a further remark, usually made by a third party stating that Godwin's Law does not apply or that any mentioning Godwin's Law is somehow shouting down the argument . With each level ofassertion Godwin's law the BS level grows exponentially.

Third Party: Godwins "law" is really just an internet trend. It is NOT an actual law, nor is it part of actual debate or logic.
Forth Party: Ha ha! Godwin's Third Law - you lose.

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Third Culture Kid

Military brat.

How you tell your gay socialist friends that you grew up all over the world because dear old dad was a member of the evil imperialist war machine.

Our high school was too small to have a football team because we were third culture kids.

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The good bye third eye

A pissed-off form of ending a relationship with a high school girlfriend by squirting sperm on her forehead while she is sleeping.

I let her know it was over with The good bye third eye.

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Moonlight Sonata Third Movement

can be also referred to as the best part of the song, absent of all the depression of the first movement and a progression on the second, could also be referred to as the sickest part of the piece

bro i was listening to the moonlight sonata third movement the other day
really bro that shit sucks
nah no it doesn't bitch

third-cousin-11X-removed

Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).

My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

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