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Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.
“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas
Irish author who writes religious books.
Dude 1: Dude, Thomas Cahill's terrible.
Dude 2: Dude, False.
when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town
Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
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A tool with blonde hair. A rat, who has an incredibly annoying laugh.
Kid: OI roydhouse
Thomas Roydhouse: what
Kid: shutup
Thomas Roydhouse: " annoying laugh "
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Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.
This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!
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